The stealthy stiletto

The stealthy stiletto 

Melee for spy

On kill immediately cloaks you

The Texas two shot

The Texas two shot 

200% reload time

30% clip size

50% firerate

+ 400% accuracy

For every kill you get 1 crit your health boosted by 15 your move speed boosted by 20% and you build rate increased by 50% as well as getting 50 metal

Design: a long double barreled shotgun with an engineer decal

Heavy assault cannon

Heavy assault cannon

50% faster spin up 

Starts with 50% normal minigun accuracy when it's revving up and ready to fire but after 4 seconds being revved up it has 100% accuracy and 60% less falloff

Cannot move while revving up

Tf2 item combos #1

Tf2 item combos #1

Hit n run scout:

Items: baby faces blaster, flying guillotine, sandman

Why it's great: the strategy for this is to stun an opponent with the sandman then immediately hit them with the cleaver getting the crit and fully filling the boost immediately the lack of a pistol also does matter because of the boasters high accuracy and large clip size. This is personally one of my favorite load outs of all time 

The Mann scout cookies

The Mann scout cookies 

Level 15 cookies 

Secondary for scout

When you use it you pull out a random cookie giving you one of six effects it recharges after 30 seconds

Effects 

Afterburn immunity and no knockback

Minicrits

Building disabling for 3 seconds on buildings you attack

200% move speed

Double amount of jumps 

Marking for death on players you attack

These effects last 10 seconds

The grease monkey

The grease monkey

Level 10 flamethrower 

-20% range

-25% damage

-40% afterburn damage

40% longer afterburn 

Alt fire launches grease

When launching grease you launch 20 particles per second with low accuracy and range

Grease sticks to all objects

If players come in contact with grease they are covered in grease for 2 seconds

Grease de spawns after 30 seconds

Players covered in grease take mini crits from fire

Grease is lit by fire and when on fire lights any grease near it

Grease uses 10 ammo per second when firing 

Buildings covered In grease have their turning speed boosted by 100% and their firing speed boosted by 30% 

Design: I don't think this is the final design it's supposed to be an oil drum with a mechanics oil dispenser handle attacked to it and a tapered down nose cone 

The trail blazers

The trail blazers

Secondary for scout

Level 10 shoes  

200% move speed

Jumping does 50 damage

-25 max health

200% knockback taken

No double jump

Design: cleats, I don't realy know what the design should be

Shpees a history

Shpees a history

After a 3 second pregnancy 12-50 shpees are born. They are raised in a nest by their mother shpee. After 12-14 days she gets sick of her baby shpees and throws them out to fend for themselves in the wetlands of teufort.

Soon they learn to use disguise kits although at first they do not use them at all. When they first learn to use these tools they have many troubles with them for practice they disguise re-disguise and de-disguise up to about 25 times before leaving the safety of spawn or makeshift nests.

 Then comes backstab practice first attempts can range from de cloaking and then stabbing people in the face to staying directly behind someone swiping at the air for practice (many baby shpees use the dead ringer to slightly improve chances of reaching adulthood ,only 1 in 300 shpees make it to adulthood before rage changing)

First cloaking: when shpees first cloak they are not very good at it often crouching in the middle of busy passageways and then de cloaking infront of people (attempting to do the deadly facestab)

Friendship: many shpees make friends at a young age this is often shown by standing on top of each other, crouching and then bumping into each other while cloaked, and having playful stab contests

Adult hood: once shpees reach adult hood they become enraged an enrages shpee is very deadly(ish), but is also very rare (considering how few make it to adult hood)

Conservation efforts: many efforts o conserve the rare and hopeless shpee have bean made such as guarding shpee nests and babysitting them many enemy players don't kill them because of their rarity. Other efforts include save the shpee posters and documentaries by people like jerma to spread awareness 

How you can help: doing any of the things listed above will help save the shpee 

Documentary techniques: scout is very good at babysitting shpees try to keep the fire away front him while keeping an eye on him. Spy is another good choice although its harder to save the shpee it will make it easy to observe him let him learn on his own while keeping him safe and making him feel like here's in his natural enviroment 

The poltergeist

The poltergeist 

Level 10 medigun

25% faster uber charge 

Makes you and your heal target semi visible

On uber charge makes you and your heal target invisible except to each other and let's you fly slowly

The mallaig macerator

The mallaig macerator

Charge cannot be interrupted by knockback

Cannot collect ammo

Crits do stun

Design: a mace

Crafting: maul +2 scrap metal

I think the design should be something like this

Harriers halberd

Harriers halberd 

Crits when it would normally minicrit

50% slower swing

25% more range 

Crafting: scottsmans scull cutter+ scrap metal

Frigateers flail

Frigateers flail

Hits all players within a 180 degree radius of you (ie all players in front of and to the sides of you)

50% slower swing

High knockback

20% more range

Crafting: Boston basher+ 3 scrap metal

Degroot family crest

Degroot family crest

Secondary for demoman 

160% charge regen rate

Charge has no bash damage 

Charge only crits at the end of the charge with no minicrits in the middle

Design: a shield shaped wooden family crest. painted on it is a Persian persuader and a claidheamh mor crossed, above them is a bottle of scotch below them is a sticky bomb

Crafting: chargin targe+ scrap metal + paint of any kind

The shark slasher

The shark slasher

Melee for pyro

Crits wet players

Makes wet players bleed

-50% damage to non wet players

30% damage resistsance while underwater

Design: two shark fins with shark teeth stuck into them attacked with rope to the end of a piece of drift wood

Crafting: ham shank+ Boston basher

The shark swimmers

The shark swimmers

Secondary for pyro

Allows you to breath underwater

200% move speed in water

Regen health at 1 per second while in water

-20% move speed while not wet

Design: boots made of shark skin with fins going off them

Crafting: mantreads + ham shank

Lil Mac

Lil mac

Secondary for scout

30% accuracy

300% firerate

Crafting: pretty boys pocket pistol + reclaimed metal

Return to sender

Return to sender

-20% damage

-20% firerate

Knocks back projectiles 

The signal hacker

The Signal hacker

Replaces the Sapper 

When pointed at a sentry it disables it

Has 100 charge stored uses 10 per second

Crafting: red tape recorder+ wrangler

Here's an alternate design for it that I found called the espionage enhancer 

The swifty swiper

The swifty swiper 

When pointed at en engineer steals their metal at 30 per second

Crafting: wrangler + battalions backup

The Texas toaster

The Texas toaster 

Secondary for engineer

Does 30 dps to sentries if you point it at them

After 3 seconds focused on a sentry it disables it

Will not work if you have taken damage in the last 3 seconds

Crafting: wrangler+ kritskrieg 

The meatgrinder

The Meatgrinder 

Primary for heavy

Fires five pellets each shot

50% firerate

50% damage per pellet

70% accuracy

Crafting: force a nature+ Natasha 

High noon

High noon

Every headshot adds 1 head to your headcount

Every head you have boosts clip size by 1 and damage by 20%

Switching weapons reduces this bonus to 0

-30% base damage

Crafting: Sidney sleeper+ reclaimed metal

Researchers relay

Researchers relay

Works like the wrangler but has no shield

Instant turret mode change

Crafting:   Wrangler + eureka effect

Comrades comb

Comrades comb

Grants no max overheal for 5 seconds

Crafting: dahlokaves bar + jarate

The mann slaughter

The mann slaughter 

1.5x charge speed

On kill fills charge bar

-25 health

Crafting: eyelander+ konivers kunai

Bonk leapin ade

Bonk leapin ade

Boosts jump height to 300% for 5 seconds

Bonk lime cooler

Bonk lime cooler

Makes you immune to afterburn for 20 seconds

Makes you immune to  knockback for 20 seconds

The spy checker

The spy checker 

-40% damage

Alt fire does spyckeck mode which gives it 300% range 300% and spread but only 10% damage and afterburn damage 

Design: a flamethrower with a spy's head on the nose cone the nose cone goes though his throat and out his mouth

The calefactor and shaolin scorcher

The calefactor and shaolin scorcher

Mini crits players on fire

20% damage to players not on fire

Alt fire does a quick puff of flame using 5 ammo from the reserve

Crafting: back burner+ baby faces blaster + reclaimed metal

Crafting: hu long heater + family business